I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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