Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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