So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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