I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
