It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You ruined the universe
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
