Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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