This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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