Non-Jews are for practice
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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