mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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