Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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