Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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