I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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