Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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