his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
