P.S. I can't hear my feet
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
