I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
The ass gains better be worth it
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