I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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