it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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