I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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