yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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