SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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