I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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