Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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