Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you traded sex for a burrito?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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