he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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