What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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