Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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