i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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