Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
tell me about the fingering
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