It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Alive.
So much puke
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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