Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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