Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
