instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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