oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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