we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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