I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I currently don't understand fingers.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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