It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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