I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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