your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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