I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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