Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well I just put wine in my tea
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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