he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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