take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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