i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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