If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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