just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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