i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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