Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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