They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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