There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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