those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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