I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
