it was like his penis was on wheels.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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