they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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