dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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