Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
