why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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